I LOVE THAT MIDDLE GIF WHERE CAS’S EYES SLIDE OVER AND HE SMILES A LITTLE LIKE, “Dean, what the on earth, this is total horseshit. There is literally nothing more important in this world that hanging out with me right now.”
I’ve realised now that the reality of children is you have to be in the right place with the right person.
me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG
I got 99 problems and permanent boobage is about 26 of them.
Why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)
A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.
this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10
For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.
My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one. Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.
This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing